“She died, because I didn’t know my Jesus! ~ Life is Strange”
“Soooooo, my Red Rocket is Happy! ~ Fallout 4”
“I like how he has a purple head. Oh wait, that came out wrong. ~Bloodborne”
“I didn’t make the balls big enough. That’s the problem with the penis fort. ~Fallout 4”
“God that guy’s stick is so hard!!! ~Bloodborne”
“Ohh she just sat on my face, and not in a good way. ~Unknown”
“Does it spit until it runs out of stuff and then it goes poof? ~Bloodborne”
“We’ll give you something hard, Big Daddy. ~Unknown”
“Don’t worry, I have enough sack for everybody! ~Last of Us”
“Who doesn’t want something hard to play with? ~Unknown”